In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for June 08, 1998
June 07, 1998
June 09, 1998
Transcript:
Dear diary, Inning one - sat on my butt. Inning two - salt on my butt. Inning three - sat on my butt. Inning four - shagged a foul ball! Inning five - sat on my butt.
The life of professional foul-ball shagger.