In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for October 31, 1999
Transcript:
Bob 1: Eh. Whatchoo doin,' Bob? Bob 2: Nawt much, Bob. Whatchoo doin'? Bob 1: Nawt much. Want to go watch futeball on TV? Bob 2: No can. Futeball not invented. TV not invented. Bob 1: No Futeball? No TV? Bob 2: No. Bob 1: Grrrrr. Want to go kill something and eat it raw? Bob 2: Ok.