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In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for September 08, 2001
Transcript:
Umpire:Time out! Umpire: The score's tied, no outs, bases are loaded, Sammy Sosa's up to bat...Umpire:Your wife ran off with a peanut vendor, the team's cutting you loose after the game, and I'm beginning to find you extremely attractive. Umpire:Just relax and throw strikes, big guy.