In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for January 27, 2011
January 26, 2011
January 28, 2011
Transcript:
Attack him, you idiot! You're a gator - rubbing the belly only works on crocodiles.
He was messing with you. Must have slightly changed the angle from head lower than body (correct way) to head higher, which gives the gator his normal blood and oxy flow back to his brain instead of an over-rush. I had several pet aligators (for a day, before releasing) as a kid so I know what works and what gets you bit.