Undoubtedly it was nuclear-tipped intercontinental ballistic missiles, and that mad man Saddam had his finger on the button. No, wait, it was an Iraqii nuclear submarine ready to launch into the Arabian Gulf and kill us all fron off the coast of NJ. No, wait, I got it. It was a truck full of deadly viruses that Saddam’s world-class scientists had cooked up. He was a world leader in biotechnical research, you know. Hold on, news flash. W, the decider, the smartest Bush in the barrel saw that the U.S. got attacked by Saudi-financed Muslim idiots operating from Afghanistan being led by the Saudi Osama bin Laden, so, naturally he decided to invade Iraq. Now it all makes perfect sense. Thanks, W!!
Undoubtedly it was nuclear-tipped intercontinental ballistic missiles, and that mad man Saddam had his finger on the button. No, wait, it was an Iraqii nuclear submarine ready to launch into the Arabian Gulf and kill us all fron off the coast of NJ. No, wait, I got it. It was a truck full of deadly viruses that Saddam’s world-class scientists had cooked up. He was a world leader in biotechnical research, you know. Hold on, news flash. W, the decider, the smartest Bush in the barrel saw that the U.S. got attacked by Saudi-financed Muslim idiots operating from Afghanistan being led by the Saudi Osama bin Laden, so, naturally he decided to invade Iraq. Now it all makes perfect sense. Thanks, W!!