JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for October 24, 1997
Transcript:
Marcy: Do you steal from the precinct? Joe: I wouldn't use the word "Steal." Marcy: I know you've brought home city property without paying for it. Joe: I wouldn't call it "city property." Marcy: Rubber bands, pencils and paper that you take still belongs to the city! You're in denial. Joe: I wouldn't call it "denial".
Those things are so useless who would want them back?