JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for July 29, 1998
Transcript:
Man: So...when do you go on maternity leave, marcy? Marcy: On, no! you're a part of it, too! Man: A part of what? Marcy: The conspiracy to steal my stuff the second I go on leave! When I come back in eight weeks, my area will be picked clean! Marcy: how did they recruit you to join the conspiracy, wicky? man: I want your computer for myself. I'm a lone gunman!