JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for December 13, 1998
Transcript:
joe: notice anything weird about this move in your vcr? Clarence: Yep .it's shaky, fuzzy and garbled. joe: I was referring to the giant thumb in front of the lens. clarence: I thought that was a bald, soft spoken actor. joe: Wait a second! this movie is still in theaters! how can it be on video? Clarence: Sometimes a movie goes straight to video. especially since video cameras were invented...joe: Clarence, this is a bootleg videotape! clarence: Announce it to the cops, why dontcha?Joe: Clarence, I am "The cops", remember? Joe: I can't sit here and watch this! clarence: Why not? It's not big deal. joe: some guy has videotaped a major motion picture! This is illegal! clarence: it's not a real crime, joe...c'mon. Joe: Yes it is! It's a federal offense to copy and sell movies! joe: Who is your supplier? clarence: you'll see. he spliced himself into the big scene at the end.