JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for August 19, 1999
Transcript:
Marcy: Wicky, you got a call from your "Feng shui inspector." Man: Oh, good! He has arrived from hong kong! Marcy: What exactly does he do? Man: Marcy, "feng shui" is a chinese tradition going back three thousand years...I can't explain it in two seconds. marcy: I'll trade you an explanation of american's love affair with cold, fruity, sweetened tea! Man: deal!