JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for December 05, 1999
Transcript:
Man: This precinct needs to hire more female police officers! crunchy: I didn't know ashburn was so vocal about women's issues. Joe: he's not. joe: He's having trouble bumming cigarettes. joe: I see the big cigarette markers have finally confessed. man: Took 'em long enough! Thirty years! Sheesh! Joe: Still not shaken up huh, ashburn? Man: What do you mean?Joe: you don't appear to be worried about it! Man: Au contraire, mon frere! Their statements have made me very nervous! Man: ..smoking calms my nerves. if they keep being honest, I'm doomed!