JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for January 30, 2000
Transcript:
"Come on, Marcy. Help me look for wallet!" "And stop whistling "if only I had a brain"!" "Still no sign of your wallet, huh, Joe?" "I've looked everywhere!" "Men are so disorganized." "How can you make a statement like that?" "'Cause it's true." "Have you conducted a poll?" "I've talked to my girlfriends." "You can't poll three people and reach a conlusion!" "I'll admit, I'm a total basket case..." "But there are a lot of geniuses out there! Some guys are literally rocket scientists!" "Still no sign of that Mars probe, huh?" "What are you trying to say?"