JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for August 13, 2000
Transcript:
clarence: What's this? Joe: That wild show with a bunch of people stranded on an island. Joe: It's a bran new idea for television! Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale... marcy: We've stranded three ordinary guys in a shopping mall... charlene: Each of them has a simple list and a little cash...dot: the guy who can buy all the items on his list before running out of money- Marcy: Will be the survivor! Charlene: uh oh...clarence has been lured inside a golf superstore! There are no golf items on his list! He's doomed! Frank: Whoa. check out this gas grill! Joe: If we hurry, we can get a slice a pizza! Clarence: It's too late for me, but you bozos can still save yourselves.