JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for December 17, 2005
Transcript:
"Hate to break the news to you kiddo, but we never had a real Christmas tree." "Never?!" "No. Your mom found a tree that looked very convincing. I used to sprinkle the floor with loose needles to complete the illusion." "But the whole house smelled like a fresh cut spruce!" "Yeah. Especially the bathroom!"