JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for March 26, 2006
Transcript:
"Granma, how come birds fly in a 'V' shape?" "Don't say 'how come' instead of 'why do.'" "She never answered my question?" "How come?" "I've called this meeting because you all use poor grammar." "Brace yourself." "Clarence starts too many of his sentences with 'basically.'" "Marcy uses the phrase 'little tiny' which is redundant." "True." "Clayton ordered salmon and he pronounced the silent 'L'!" Gulp! "Maureen says 'ditn't' instead of 'didn't'." "And Charlene, like George W., says 'nu-cu-ler' instead of 'nuclear'." "I got off Scott-free!" "Son, can you stay after class?"
As Churchill once remarked, “This is the kind of nonsense up with which I will not put.”