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"Sorry I'm late, Mr. Glover, but traffic is bad around this school!" "Ha ha ha ha." "What's so funny?" "Your son is hiding in my hoodie. I just found out he was in there!" "Have you checked your pockets for other pint-sized stowaways?" "Yep. I'm cool."
Probably should request a fellow teacher to frisk him every day of the school year!