JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for July 23, 2006

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"How was choir practice tonight?" "Pastor Glover bought us those big headsets and we can't even hear each other!" "Reverend Glover is a genius." "You don't seem too thrilled that your dad is our new pastor, Clarence." "Wanna know why?" "Dad loves to deliver sermons at my expense!" "He thinks the whole church wants to hear about my childhood!" "But you have eleven brothers! Won't some sermons be about those guys?" "Of course! But I'm the only name he can remember!" "He blames all their stupidity on me." "Which one of you guys glued feathers on your arms and tried to fly?" "That would be me."