JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for June 28, 2009
Transcript:
Marcy says, "Morning, Mr. O'Brien! What's crack-a-lackin?" Man says, "You're always in such a good mood, Marcy" Man says, "Are you on drugs?" Man says, "What's the most important thing in the world?" Marcy says, "Why are you asking me?" Man says, "'Cause you're always happy!" Man says, "You must be married to money." Marcy says, "Actually....my husband is a cop." Man says, "You're super religious, right?" Marcy says, "I've missed church for the past three Sundays..." Marcy thinks, "My bad" Man says, "You have perfect health!" Marcy says, "Nobody has that..." Marcy says, "Trust me. I'm a nurse!" Marcy says, "This is my frown. My smile looks way hotter, don't you agree?" Man says, "Yikes"