JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for September 13, 2015
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Mortimer, Im glad joe isn't here right now seeing this! ! The only dog in this city who gets along great with squirrels. wheres Morty? I walked right in with out being attacked with hugs, Marcy is out walking him. Im trying to make a guard dog out of mortimer, but - Forget it Joe. He's a lover, not a fighter. whats gotten into you mortimer? WOOF ! WOOF! WOOF! Lets go back home, OK? GRRRR Silly dog!
That guy doesn’t know how lucky he is. Mess with a cop’s family – much less his wife – and there’s an extra-huge pile of excrement that’s going to come down on you.