La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for May 18, 2003
Vero: Eddie, but you promised to go to the mall with me! Eddie: Oooh, que mall-o. Vero: I'm going to check out some blouses here. Eddie: I'm going to check out here. Woman: Excuse me, miss. Do you work here? Vero: Sorry, no. Woman: Can you help me, miss? Vero: No! I don't work here! Woman: Excuse me... Vero: NO! Do I look like I work here?! Just because I am a young woman of color doesn't mean I work at this clothing store! Full of really cute clothes. What's your employee discount?