La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for August 16, 2003
Transcript:
Taco Man: I visited Tokyo, too. I ordered a taco, and the chef gave me octopus. Chef: <Here is your tako.> Taco cart guy: So I ordered fish and he forgot to cook it. Chef: <Here is your sushi.> Eddie: You didn't fry it up in front of him, did you? Taco Man: I had to defend myself using "taco kwon do."