La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for November 30, 2003
Transcript:
Man: Illegal immigrants are a drain on society! Cuco: Undocumented immigrants only come to the US to work! Man: Oh yeah? name some illegal immigrants that did something with their lives?! Cuco: Columbus, Cortez, Pizarro, Jamestown Colony, Lewis and Clark...
Well, in their defense, immigration laws were a bit laxer back then, so I’m not sure they’d qualify as “illegal”.