La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for January 06, 2004
Cuco: I find it hard to believe Homeland Security is reaching out to Latinos. Homeland Security Representative: The "Listo" campaign will help America's 37 million Latinos be prepared in case of terrorist attack. Cuco: What should they do in case of another "terrorist janitor sweep" at Wal-Mart? Homelnd Security Representative: Pick up candles and bottled drinking water on their way to deportation.