La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for March 29, 2004
Cuco: Listen to this... "Latinos are destroying the beauty of Anglo-Protestant culture." Eddie: Shhh! American Idol is on. Cuco: This book claims Latinos won't assimilate and will degrade "our high American culture..." Eddie: Quiet! Fear Factor is on next! Cuco: You oughta read more. Eddie: Have you seen my copy of The Enquirer?