La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for August 25, 2004
Vero: It's so nice that your family gets together for camping every year. Eddie: Uh-huh. Vero: Now that's what true Latino family values are all about. Love...unity...loyalty... Dad: I hope you packed enough cash for the card game, Frank. Frank: My money is packed next to the horseshoes butt-whoopin' I brought ya, Ernie. Eddie: Gambling.