La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for September 02, 2004
TV producer: "Win a Green Card" is a hot new Spanish-language reality show where fearless undocumented immigrants compete while performing outrageous stunts. Man: Does the winner get a green card? Producer: Yes, but no. You'd win one year's legal assistance from an immigration attorney. Man: Who's sponsoring the show? Producer: Xenophobes "R" Us and the new Nike cross border trainer show!