La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for October 13, 2004
Reporter on TV: President Bush should sweep all three televised debates. Reporter #2: That's right, Bill. President Bush simply has to show up and remember to breathe....and he wins! Reporter #1 (Bill): If John Kerry screws up just one complicated economic statistic, he's toast! Reporter #2: Right, Bill, unless President Bush makes a boom-boom in his wittle diaper!