La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for November 17, 2004

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Reporter on radio: President Bush is still crowing about his landslide election victory... President Bush: "Even I was surprised to hear I did way better than my negative 500,000 vote victory in 2000." "But this time I won 100% of the Bush vote! That makes it un-anonymous!" Reporter: That's unanimous, sir. President Bush: "See? Even reporters agree!"