La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for February 14, 2005
Latino Cupid: Happy Valentine's Day, my lovely chica. I have been waiting for you all day! Vero: I told you to stop following me, you little creep!! Latino Cupid: Latino Cupid does not give up so easily-he will not relent until he hears those two magic words dance from her lips..."restraining order."