La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for February 19, 2005
Chato: Captain, we just got calls on several more violent pinata beatings! Character: Whattya got, Chato? Chato: We saw Tinky Winky the teletubbie at the park, we got a double pinatacide involving Bert and Ernie, and across town-hold onto your hats! Spongebob Squarepants! Flor: Omigod-these are anti-gay cartoon character hate crimes! Character: Put out an all points bulletin for Rev. James Dobson!