La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for March 02, 2005
Cuco: The radical e-activist starts another brilliant rant on his widely read blog. (Types: Attention bloated mainstream media monkeys! Put down your martinis and read your obituary! The bloggers are here to save freedom! Thanks to your hog-like lethargy, the whole world knows you couldn't find a news story if it walked up and chomped on your lardy fat-bottoms!) Eddie: My boss is sending me to D.C. to join the White House press corps - but I have to dress like a '70s biker. Cuco: Hasta.