La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for July 03, 2005

Transcript:

Cuco: Welcome to La Cucaracha Inc. headquarters. Today we will answer a common reader question. Cuco: The typical insecure, pea-brained cartoonist would take this query as a direct insult to his writing skills. But, dear reader, we both know you can't trust a Latino cartoonist to be funny! That's why La Cucaracha Inc. hires only young Anglo comedy writers from Ivy league schools. Brent: Trent, how do you spell "enchilada"? Trent: Good gravy, Brent, not another food joke, por favor! Cuco: This is how we maintain the athentic cultural voice and high-quality comedy writing that you've come to expect from a comic strip in over 3 newspapers! Remember, latino culture is too important to leave to Latinos. Eddie: I don't write the strip?!? La Cucaracha incorporated headquarters Dear Cartoonist: Your artwork is okay, but who writes your comic strip? It's just "Fabuloso." Sincerely, Phineas K. Phanboy