La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for February 12, 2006
Eddie: Cuco, I think your "news" source for this Sunday comic is a bit old... Cuco: Why? This newspaper is only from January - of the year "17 reed." 150 B.C., homie. In Guatemala, this archaeologist takes a break in a cave and finds the oldest Mayan glyphs found to date! Eddie: Wow! Old wall paintings and writing? Cuco: Yup... kickin' it, he casually looks up... and - He can kinda read it! Eddie: What did it say?! Cuco: "Park closes at dusk."