La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for June 02, 2006
George W. Bush: Our National Guards will be supplemented by security guards who will be protecting the world's most high-tech border! Gary Coleman: There'll be no shoplifting in America on my shift! Bush: Our new super-security fence will be known as the Halliborder, for its designer and manufacturer - Coleman: Halleberry?!? Bush: No, little Arnold, Halliburton. Coleman: She got married without tellin' me?!?