La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for June 08, 2006
Man: Son, the National Guard has been called upon by the President to guard the border. Man: Yes sir! Canadian border, sir? Man: Don't be a smartypants, Lopez. More than ever, Mexican immigrants are pouring over the border, and you seem to be responsible for it! Man: Yes sir! Man: Could you have scheduled your "welcome back from Iraq" party somewhere else??! Man: The mariachi van broke down, sir!