La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for June 12, 2006
Eddie: It's cool to have you back from Iraq, Chava. Cuco: And what a brilliant idea to have your "welcome back" party at the border! Man: I'm not sure my National Guard commander is happy about it... Man: Lopez! Can you tell me why these alien detainees have green wristbands?! Man: For the keg, sir! Man: Keg?!? And why are you stamping their hands?!? Man: "No re-entry without stamp," sir!?!