La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for July 13, 2006
Transcript:
Attention, campers! The following is a terror alert direct from the Bush White House! Our intelligence indicates that Al-Qaida terrorists are planning to hijack helicopters, gasoline tankers and limousines to attack America!! They also plan to hijack gay marriage, stem cell research, and patriotism!! Oh no, wait... That's us.