La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for July 25, 2006

Transcript:

Eddie: Cuco, you don't work here! In fact, my boss Mr. Jefe once hired you just to fire you! Cuco: Do you mind??! I'm working on some incisive narration! Eddie: Hey! I've got style! Cuco: THe Associated Press style-block ain't exactly GQ.... Disguised as a mild-mannered reporter... seriously, the extreme lack of bling is cramping my new look.