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La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for May 24, 2007
Girl: Paris, relax! You know we're sister to the end... Paris Hilton: Oh, Fresno, I totally get along with everyone! You can teach me what to say to those #@&! hoodlums in jail. I mean, like, you were "a broke poor #&@! from, like, Compton Public School." (La Cucaracha apologizes for the foul racist language included here. Were simply couldn't write anything worse than what Paris Hilton is alleged to have said.)