La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for June 18, 2007
Transcript:
Vero: Hello? Paris Hilton: Oh, Veeero, sweeeeties. I can't get a hold of my black half-sister Fresno. Vero: She's Mexican-American, and she's in jail, Ms. Hilton. Paris: It's just that she's missing my new gangsta rap album signing at Barriobucks. Vero: She got arrested because you used her I.D.! Paris: Do you want her ticket to the Source Awards?