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La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for June 20, 2007
Paris Hilton: Oh, Vero, I'm sorry you and my ssiter Fontana can't attend my album signing. Vero: Fresno. Paris: No, it's in town. Anyways... I just dropped my gritty gangsta rap ablum - it's soo fierce!! It's called "befriend the police," and the first hit single will be "I Shot the Sheriff" (in my latest sexy DVD).