La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for July 08, 2007
Man: You kids watch yourselves for a while. I've got a court date. Eddie: Why? Cuco: Grampa got a ticket for "driving while Afro-Latino"! Eddie: What sentence will the judge give you? Man: Oh, probably 450 years, but I'll only do 200. Eddie: Say "hi" to Paris for me!