La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for July 18, 2008

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Dobbs: Working from this initial sketch of a spaceship to Mars by President Bush, we have designed your "Mexicans to Mars" spacecraft. Sign: Rockit to Mars This way up Leafblower One Spaceship Diagram Super-awesome rocket engine Giant gas tanks: Use only Saudi premium Ipod docking station Nacho cheese storage TV room Beer Drivin' place Anti-gravity spinnin' hamster wheel area Giant spinnin' rims Head (can) Tiny sleepin' quarters-can fit like 50 hombres! Dick Cheney and Karl Rove's "hidin' out from subpoenas" room