La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for August 21, 2009
Man: What am I going to do if I'm not a natural born U.S. Citizen?! Woman: Just carry around your birth certificate at all times in case those crazy "birther" People demand to see it. Man: This is all I have! Woman: This is a certificate for "chilis". Man: Too ethnic!
Shut up tool. Health care for all without goose stepping down the strasse. Go shove your head BACK up your @ss so we don’t have to listen to your tripe.