La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for October 06, 2013

Transcript:

Cuco: Finally latinos now have questionable TV viewing cjoices too! -How to celebrate Latino Heritage month - Machete On Chopped Top action star and chef Machete doesn't text, but he CAN cook, and literally chops up the competition! Devious Mermaids The sea chicas cope with a meal of radioactive Fukushima tuna! And they clean up afterward because they are Latinas on TV, so they're maids! Duh! East Los Hormone High These amarous kids have violated the no-hug policy! Real housewives of San Antonio Chela and Concha have a margarita fueled catfight at Mi Tierra! Mariachis were not harmed in the filming of RHSA!