La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for September 25, 2016
Transcript:
Barrio Bugle. Man: Lopez, I'm instituting a new pay scheme around here. Eddie: A new scheme to not pay me. Man: I've decided to go with a "no tip" policy That way our diners can enjoy their meals without the pressure of having to do extra math at the end of their meal. Eddie: Mr. Jefe, we're not a restaurant. This is a Newspaper office. We have no diners. besides, you'd have to pay the sewrvers a living wage. Man: Fine. Then let's go back to having the diners pay the bulk of your salary.
It’s hard to run a “small business” in a four-story building and be that clueless.