La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for November 15, 2016
Transcript:
Man 1: Seeing how we aren't minorities, I think it's a fine idea for our citizens' militia to sacrifice ourselves and occupy more federal land. We learned a great lesson from our last occupation. Man 2: Which lesson was that? Man 1: Bring plenty of snacks.
The only who died approached the police with his weapon in a threatening way. They were forced to shoot him. Damn idgit.