This ACTUALLY happened to me (or at least something like it): me (tall skinny college geek w/glasses) scores date with stunning, sexy older woman. We go to a very popular roadhouse/rock bar. Watching the area’s best rock band play. Drunken lout stumbles into me as I’m standing next to my date with a fresh pitcher of beer in my hand, knocking me into her and spilling nearly the entire contents of the pitcher down her back. I offered – then insisted – she take MY clean/dry shirt, go to the ladies’ room, dry herself, and wear my shirt. She wouldn’t…and I think you can imagine how the rest of THAT evening went (not to mention the prospects for another date)…sigh…good ol’ days, hanging out in college bars full of amateur drunks…
This ACTUALLY happened to me (or at least something like it): me (tall skinny college geek w/glasses) scores date with stunning, sexy older woman. We go to a very popular roadhouse/rock bar. Watching the area’s best rock band play. Drunken lout stumbles into me as I’m standing next to my date with a fresh pitcher of beer in my hand, knocking me into her and spilling nearly the entire contents of the pitcher down her back. I offered – then insisted – she take MY clean/dry shirt, go to the ladies’ room, dry herself, and wear my shirt. She wouldn’t…and I think you can imagine how the rest of THAT evening went (not to mention the prospects for another date)…sigh…good ol’ days, hanging out in college bars full of amateur drunks…