Two women talking at their garden fence:
1: How do you get your tomatoes so red?
2: I stand in front of them and open my blouse.
1: I think I will try that.
One week later:
2: Any luck with your tomatoes?
1: I tried what you told me, but nothing happened, so I lifted my skirt as well.
2: How’d that go?
1: Nothing happened with my tomatoes, but you should see the size of my cucumbers.
June 28, 2014
Two women talking at their garden fence:
1: How do you get your tomatoes so red?
2: I stand in front of them and open my blouse.
1: I think I will try that.
One week later:
2: Any luck with your tomatoes?
1: I tried what you told me, but nothing happened, so I lifted my skirt as well.
2: How’d that go?
1: Nothing happened with my tomatoes, but you should see the size of my cucumbers.