I’m reminded of the Irishman who went to the pub each night and ordered three pints. The publican finally told him they would be fresher if he ordered one at a time. The Irishman relied that he had two brothers off at war, and he ordered two of the pints in their honor. One night, he ordered just two instead of the usual three. The bartender, shocked, asked him what happened to one of this brothers. The Irishman said, “Oh, they’re both fine. It’s just that I’ve quit drinking.”
I’m reminded of the Irishman who went to the pub each night and ordered three pints. The publican finally told him they would be fresher if he ordered one at a time. The Irishman relied that he had two brothers off at war, and he ordered two of the pints in their honor. One night, he ordered just two instead of the usual three. The bartender, shocked, asked him what happened to one of this brothers. The Irishman said, “Oh, they’re both fine. It’s just that I’ve quit drinking.”