Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for June 05, 1988
Transcript:
Luann: Hi, Bernice! can you chat for a couple of hours? Luann: ...so I just put "true" for every one. I figure I'll get at least half right. Yakkity Yak...and then she starts yellin at me! sometimes parents are so immature!! Bla bla bla...guess who was caught necking behind the dumpsters!... Bla yak...so I had to ask the janitor if maybe he knew my locker combination.... bla chat yak...well, I guess I'd better be going. Luann: Ok, Bernice, see ya tomorrow. Bye! Luann: Brad! c'mere a sec! Brad: gadzooks!! The killer phone strikes again!! Luann: Just help me here, ok, Mr. comedy?!
Killed by phone cords, or killed by cell phone microwave radiation. Your choice.